Wednesday, April 28, 2010

EXCITING NEW OFFER

For just one month FORCES, Unltd. is offering something that is exciting, and new: anybody who gets one of the following images tattooed on their forehead will receive a full reimbursement for the cost of the tattoo and a stern talking-to about wasting money! Just send a low resolution JPEG file showing your new body art and we will deliver a check and a didactic lecture right to your door!

Offer starts on May 1st, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Vacation

There is a place that we cannot begin to understand with our human brains. The fabric of its matter is comprised of protoplasm to be manipulated however the denizens see fit. In this pocket of reality energy can be created, or destroyed. One might ask why two beings would fight in such a limitless environment. The answer is this, there is nothing else to do. You all must know that feeling, living in the post-post-modern age, with nothing to look forward to. These beings have nothing besides the piddling rules that they design for themselves.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Drawings Don't Have To Look Real

This is one of the drawings that Scott Rideout made as a present for his friend's fashion blog. It's pretty obvious whats going on here, don't you think?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

HEAD FOR HIGHER GROUND

Here we have a sketch from Millie Cindzer's youth. It really takes a delicate touch to describe a home break-in. The question that is perhaps on all of our minds is, why would someone break into this house? There doesn't seem to be anything of value in it, and the figure pictured doesn't seem to have VIP status. Who can say for sure why people do the things they do. Thirteen Year Old To Climb Mount Everest. Why? Nebraska Law Sets Limits On Abortion. Why? Man Eats Dogs Fur Every Winter. Why?

Friday, April 9, 2010

This Man Can Travel Through Time!

We all wish that we had this ability, but the man pictured would tell you that traveling through time is no picnic! That's right, imagine melting your body down to it's most basic structure just to go back and stare at a lost loved one through binoculars. Richard Tuggz brings us this sketch of a man who can travel through time, but wishes that he couldn't.

Monday, April 5, 2010

For Everyday Use

Does it smell in here or what? Scott Rideout recently made this drawing for a stand-up comedy show poster. Very sophisticated, Scott, we are all very proud of you.