From the Steamboat to the Psychotherapist

The story of one man just like all the rest of the men out there.  He wanders the streets and wonders and wonders  and wonders about how his neighbors became so strange seeming to him, and whose eyes are those that are staring back at him from behind that reflective glass?  But no matter how much he wanders, or how much he wonders, he is still just a burnt out police officer who also plays a police officer on TV.  The cheap veneer of social routine  that makes up his life outside of work is wearing away. He feels sick and battered, and yet he has never felt more alive!

GET OFF MY CONSARN'D LAWN!

He mows it.  He waters it. He needs it. He doesn't ask much of you.  Why do you keep treading on his freshly seeded?  In a world where nobody can be counted on, in a time when water isn't so cheap: just step off his lawn and let the blades breathe, people!