SPACE FREIGHTERS: Part IX

Keyholes seem to have two purposes in this multi-verse, to keep you out, and to suck you in. Tests have shown that the amount of gravity held within keyholes is similar to the distribution of weight between any stone in any arch and it's respective keystone. Either way one might decide to slice it, the person peering through this keyhole is wondering one thing: What is happening in this room? The possible follow-up questions are infinite. What is my wife doing with that hideous creature? Should I run away? What is to be expected of me if I am caught? Creatures of Earth, unite against the keyhole's tyranny! Shrug off their power over your mind!