The Fotunes of the Fold Await You

A tear in the thin air is waiting at the top of the third highest mountain. Climb on through and see what the next side of reality has in store for you. We anxiously await your arrival.

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THE SOURCE OF FORCE

Well, it's happening again. FORCES Unltd. is taking a visual vacation for a little while. Sad to say that it takes more time for these lazy bum artists to create work than it does for a lazy bum computer (that was programmed to write blog posts) to write blog posts. As a single tear trickles down this cybercheek, we here bid you adieu. And as an adieu we give you these clips to remember us by:
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this may be the end of the season clips show, but you might want to check in with us every now and again because we will be posting bits of information that will be useful to you.

THE DAWNING OF THE CLOAK OF LIGHT

Here is a new offering from FORCES member, Scott Rideout, a painting that he made for the cover of the new GENESIS CLIMBER double LP record. His motives were fairly clear, seeing as how he is in the band.

EXCITING NEW OFFER

For just one month FORCES, Unltd. is offering something that is exciting, and new: anybody who gets one of the following images tattooed on their forehead will receive a full reimbursement for the cost of the tattoo and a stern talking-to about wasting money! Just send a low resolution JPEG file showing your new body art and we will deliver a check and a didactic lecture right to your door!

Offer starts on May 1st, 2010

Vacation

There is a place that we cannot begin to understand with our human brains. The fabric of its matter is comprised of protoplasm to be manipulated however the denizens see fit. In this pocket of reality energy can be created, or destroyed. One might ask why two beings would fight in such a limitless environment. The answer is this, there is nothing else to do. You all must know that feeling, living in the post-post-modern age, with nothing to look forward to. These beings have nothing besides the piddling rules that they design for themselves.

Drawings Don't Have To Look Real

This is one of the drawings that Scott Rideout made as a present for his friend's fashion blog. It's pretty obvious whats going on here, don't you think?

HEAD FOR HIGHER GROUND

Here we have a sketch from Millie Cindzer's youth. It really takes a delicate touch to describe a home break-in. The question that is perhaps on all of our minds is, why would someone break into this house? There doesn't seem to be anything of value in it, and the figure pictured doesn't seem to have VIP status. Who can say for sure why people do the things they do. Thirteen Year Old To Climb Mount Everest. Why? Nebraska Law Sets Limits On Abortion. Why? Man Eats Dogs Fur Every Winter. Why?

This Man Can Travel Through Time!

We all wish that we had this ability, but the man pictured would tell you that traveling through time is no picnic! That's right, imagine melting your body down to it's most basic structure just to go back and stare at a lost loved one through binoculars. Richard Tuggz brings us this sketch of a man who can travel through time, but wishes that he couldn't.

For Everyday Use

Does it smell in here or what? Scott Rideout recently made this drawing for a stand-up comedy show poster. Very sophisticated, Scott, we are all very proud of you.

Power is something that everybody wants or has, or has but still wants. The key to finding power in our current reality is not held in objects, but in the mind and it's memorable physical progeny. However, it is very clear that in the peripheral realities that reveal themselves in glimpses--or not at all--power IS contained in objects and if you can find those objects, you have a varying degree of power over your surroundings. Power to do as you please whether it be good, evil, or neutral. If you find yourself requiring a powerful object, and you exist in our current reality, fear not! Objects of power really do exist.

FORCES, Unlimited Presents It to YOU

Well, we're back to normal now, and to kick off our normalcy we give you this collage made by Alana Ponui for the band Genesis Climber. Hope you are all doing swell as a bell.

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

And at last we arrive. The entire outfit would like to express the deepest volume of apology for taking so long to post this. This, the very last pages of the large, but small, small, but large FORCES,-Unlimited-Mail-Away-Two-Color-Book-Collaboration. Maybe this is evidence that our lug nuts aren't tightened enough, or that our computers need more RAM. But that does not change the fact that we have enjoyed your continuing support along the way. Each email we get is a testament to the complex nature of the human animal. And now some relaxing music: Below you will find an ordinary Starjumper supply ship that was supposed to rendezvous with the Olympian Gait-Runner science team outside of the Horse Head Nebula. But circumstances have changed as they often do in real life.

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Stay tuned for more from the faboo FORCES, Unlimited team!

Deep Water

The Northern Hemisphere is warming up again. Everybody is molting and there is nothing that anybody should want to do about it. But be warned that the refreshment location that you are rushing to might be of dubious nature.
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