The Powerful Male

The Powerful Male is constantly in motion, always dominating one sphere or another. He doesn't have time to sit down and eat. He doesn't have time to cut his food up into pieces small enough to fit into his mouth. He doesn't have time to chew. He has time for one thing and one thing only: dominating one sphere or another. That is why somebody somewhere is creating a fountain drink that looks, tastes, smells, and feels like Coca-cola. It even comes out of a fountain drink dispensary at a McDonalds! But this "Coke" is actually a highly concentrated food supplement that maintains the virility, strength, and swagger of any Powerful Male. The Powerful Male pictured here has just guzzled the stuffin's out of his food-drink.